Subtle religious bias at the Beeb?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7955846.stm
Read the top paragraph. Then read it again. And again. And as many times as you need to until you see what I’m getting at.

Why I never get haircuts

Apparently my new interview hair makes me look ‘elfin’. A word more usually used to describe Zoe Wannemaker. Amazing.
So I’m an elf with bleeding fingers and a hacking cough (latest in the long line of viruses to lay siege to my immune system). Tolkien would have had a field day!

Oh. Really? It didn’t work out?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7939303.stm
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